
Shon and I went on a 12 day Mediterranean cruise. We sailed on the Carnival Freedom leaving out of the port of Rome. We were tagging along with Chameko’s parent’s travel club. There was a heat wave going on while we were in the area. It was never less than 85 degrees each day so we will look really wiltied in all of the photos which can bee seen on our Flickr site - http://www.flickr.com/photos/shevvi/sets/72157602345957510
Day 1 – September 21st MSP to ATL to Rome
We flew over on Delta. Our initial flight was cancelled and we were put on a flight 3 hours later. We were not to upset about this because we were upgraded to business class for our overseas leg. Since I don’t travel for work anymore I had forgotten how much better it is in business class, especially since the airlines barely feed you. We had the personal entertainment units so I watched Fracture (pretty good) and Waitress (just okay). The seats fully reclined so I slept at least 5 hours. Shon stayed up the entire flight.
Day 2 –September 22nd Rome to the ship
We flew overnight so it was the next day when we landed. The main airport in Rome was something else. It took us almost two hours to receive our baggage. At that point we were just exhausted and took the shuttle straight to the ship. The ride to the ship was another 90 minutes but Carnival did a good job with the processing and we were in our room within 10 minutes of getting to the port.
The ship is brand new but is decorated like something from a bad 1970’s acid trip, lots of smoked mirrors, avocado and orange colored wood paneling and faux snakeskin. It is all absolutely hideous. I won’t say much more about being on the ship. It was pretty boring entertainment except for a fabulous Beatles review and standard hotel restaurant type food. It was clean and the spa specials were decently priced.
Day 3 – Naples, Sorrento, Herculaneum
Shon, Chameko, Chameko’s cousin Tracy and I went out exploring the citied together at each site. We had been warned about the crime in Naples and we could see why. This city looked very industrial and there were lost of locals out and bout just loitering. The train system looked like something from a documentary on NYC circa 1979. We had to wait for the train sort of under ground and I think we would have been a little nervous if Shon had not been with us. Fortunately Naples is the gateway to some of the most beautiful places we visited.

Our first stop was Herculaneum, a city destroyed like Pompeii by the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in 79 A.D. The mechanics of the destruction of Herculaneum differed from that of Pompeii markedly. A cloud of molten volcanic ash descended from the air and buried Pompeii, sealing the city and all its residents in a solid block of soft pumice. Herculaneum, on a different flank of the volcano, found itself in the path of a 65 mile-per-hour wave of molten material, heated to 900 degrees Fahrenheit, which effectively killed or burned nearly everything in its path. That was followed by a 40 mile-per-hour torrent of mud that swept much in its path out to sea, and buried what was left to a depth of 75 feet.
Herculaneum was not as prosperous as Pompeii but we were still able to get a really good sense of what the city was like. We saw many taverns, a bakery with grind wheel, metal and leather worker shops along with homes of many sizes. The ruins were pretty intact. What amazed me was that most buildings were multi storied and that there was running water into most places. Also the public baths and latrines along with the sewer systems were just amazing. We did this site without a guide but I think a guide would have enhanced our experience here.
We went back to the train and continued south to Sorrento. Here we had our authentic Neapolitan pizza. We visited a citrus orchard in town and I got some Limoncello and meloncello. We also had our first taste of gelato for this trip. We walked the historic area from the old town down to the harbor. This is a beautiful city. Our original plan was to take the hydrofoil over to Capri but we were running out of time so we just took the ferry back to Naples and our ship. I have added this area of Italy to my must visit again list.

Day 4 - At sea
Day 5 – Rhodes

Rhodes, Greece was a late port for us as we did not arrive until 11 AM. The port is right in town next to the medieval old town area so we just walked right off the ship and into town. Rhodes has been conquered by every major empire over the last 3000 years and it shows. We could see the Greek, Roman, Muslim and Byzantine influences everywhere. IT was a very important sea stop during the crusades and this is when the medieval city was built by Christian knights from all of the countries in Europe. We hit all of the medieval sites and did some shopping. Chameko got a good price on a rolling leather duffle bag. We had a good seafood lunch and sampled the local wine.
The highlight of Rhodes was our visit to the Turkish bath. Suleiman the Magnificent (more about him when we talk about Istanbul) conquered Rhodes in 1522 and the Ottoman Turks ruled this area until Italy took it over in 1912. There is still a large Turkish community here. Shon, Chameko and I all got a bath and a massage. It was different to say the least. Here is Shon’s description of his “bath”.
(This is Shon typing)
So first you pay for the use of the bath then the guy gives you a towel and a little silver bowl, it kind of reminded me of a small salad bowl. But anyway, so I went to the “locker room” which was nothing like you would expect in America because for one thing you can smoke in it. So there was a guy there smoking and of course he was naked. Needless to say this was odd to me. So the guy speaks some broken English so he starts talking to me. Which again, I find odd because he is NAKED, don’t get me wrong I took off my clothes but I had the towel wrapped around me like a casing on a gourmet hot dog so I was not his mirror image. I go down the hall to the “bathing room” as I will call it. It was a wide open room with a bunch of water spouts fairly well spread out on each wall. So there may have been about 10 total. So what you were supposed to do was run the water and use your little bowl to splash and pour the water (which was HOT) on you. There was not a tub or pool anywhere in the place. Like I said you just splash and pour water on yourself. Also you are to just relax and meditate. Now the entire place is made of marble, and in the center was like a big round bench. There were guys just sitting or laying on it relaxing. And of course THEY WERE TOTALLY NAKED. Because of my American Puritan upbringing I still found this troubling. Don’t get me wrong there wasn’t anything seedy or sexual going on but all that nakedness was something I was not used to. After I had been pouring water on myself and soaking up all the heat a guy comes to get me for a the massage. The funny thing was he spoke really low so I had a hard time hearing him. I initially thought he was speaking his broken English but it turned out the dude was from London or one of the towns around there so his English was fine, he just didn’t talk loud. Now to be honest I was expecting an American style of massage, in a small room, on a padded massage table. Of course that was not what it was like. There was another room similar to the one I had just left but it was smaller but not by much. I was instructed to lie down on the floor, at this point I’m naked, and I had to use my little bowl to prop my head. So the guy put on some gloves and used some soap and gave me a massage. Once again it was fine nothing seedy but I found myself asking myself “how am I going to explain this to people back home?, Do I leave out the part about all the male nakedness? If I tell people of this will my machismo forever be questioned?” So after the massage I went back to the first room and splashed some more water on myself. Because I am a small and shallow man there was/is only so much meditating and introspection I can do before I begin to bore myself. So soon afterwards I went and put my clothes back on waited for Shevvi and Chameko outside. I will say the bath and massage was relaxing, just different.
Other than getting our massage on a marble slab the female experience was the same.